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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7446 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!