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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2098 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to cross your path?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the truth behind all the lies you’ve been told about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).