come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Animals Bred: 151 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Runes Activated: 7
Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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