come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than the clouds. we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. if you start a job on a Monday, your 10yr company anniversary will fall on a Saturday/Sunday no matter how the leap years fall. why, you ask? because our server bends time and space to make sure you have the best work-life balance ever. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers before they can explode. so come on down and join us for a wild ride through the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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