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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8163 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 102 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!