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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4086 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!
we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.
oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.
so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!
