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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Mines Excavated: 3061 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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