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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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