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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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