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YearEndYolo Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdance while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

ResoFailCraft2022

broken resolution, failed resolution, falling off track, giving up, lack of commitment, lack of discipline, lack of motivation, losing focus, making excuses, new year resolution, personal development, procrastination, ResoFailCraft2022, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, Setting goals, starting over, staying on track, Willpower

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	7697
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of failing at your new year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to help you break all of them in record time! Want to quit smoking? Just jump into our virtual lava pits and you’ll never touch a cigarette again! Trying to eat healthier? Our pixelated pigs drop nothing but bacon, so you’ll be chowing down on greasy goodness in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to self-improvement forever!

SpaceJunkCrashKenya

crash landing, debris field, environmental impact, Impact, kenya, Mysterious, outer space, satellite debris, space agency, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space mission, space objects, space pollution, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceJunkCrashKenya, unidentified, unknown owner, WRECKAGE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we have a 1,000 pounds of space debris crash landed in Kenya? like, bruh, who even knows where it came from, but it’s lit af!

Join our server and explore the wreckage, maybe you’ll find some alien tech or something, who knows? Plus, our community is like out of this world, literally. We have players from all over the galaxy, so you never know who you’ll run into.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the truth behind the space debris crash in Kenya. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Plastic Straw? No Thanks! Wood Stirrers Only!

#sustainability, conservation efforts, disposable products, drinking straws, eco-conscious choices, eco-friendly alternatives, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, going green, Plastic, plastic ban, plastic free living, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic straws, plastic waste, reusable straws, single-use plastics, Stirrers, stirring straws, straw, waste reduction, wood, wooden stirrers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got wooden stirrers that will BLOW ur mind! Forget about them plastic straws, we only use the finest wooden stirrers to mix up ur potions and brews. Plus, we got a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that u can mine for days! And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam around the server, they drop golden eggs that u can use to trade with other players. So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is LIT AF!

Youth Homeless Haven

“Youth, 2021, 25, colorado, denver, experienced, findings, first-of-its-kind, full-picture assessment, Haven, Homeless, housing insecurity, INCREASE, nearly, Rates, research, since 2017, social issue, statistics, study, vulnerable population, youth homelessness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie chickens comes charging at you! But don’t worry, cuz we got your back with epic weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a medieval knight on steroids.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up! That’s right, they see us coming and they’re like, “Nah, I’m outta here!” Plus, we’ve got the coolest mini-games and challenges that’ll test your skills and make you sweat more than a pig in a sauna.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive underground club where you can party with other players and show off your epic builds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the virtual world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

The Lab

Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, Head Database, Lab, Map, Minecraft, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Render Distance, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Survival, Version, world border

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)

Dynmap (when it’s up to date)

Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration

Proximity Voice Chat

Armor statues

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server if I am not from Germany?

Yes, our server is open to players from all over the world.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly against the server rules and will result in immediate ban.

3. Do you have any age restrictions for joining?

We prefer players to be 16 years or older, but exceptions can be made based on maturity level.

4. How often are the weekly minigames and events held?

We host weekly minigames and events on weekends, and special events throughout the year.

Virtuoso Vibe 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Community, Corpos, digital content creators, discuss, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, indies, LARGEST, LIVESTREAMING, offtopic, online personalities, Report, shitposting, smallest, trolling, Uoh, VIBE, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, virtuoso, Vtubers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Votes:	5216	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Yo, bros and broettes! Come join this Minecraft server for the most epic time of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual YouTuber and watch them become the next big sensation! From the biggest corporate Vtubers to the tiniest indie gems, you can discuss and share your favorites with like-minded players.

But wait, there’s more! You can also report any trolls, shitposters, or off-topic discussions to keep the server clean and drama-free. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the virtual madness begin!

SelfTruthsSMP

acceptance, flaws, Honesty, imperfections, Insecurity, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, SelfTruthsSMP, Shortcomings, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8703
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	835

Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

MeaninglessCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Yep, we’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay diamond eggs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is calling your name!

RenewableCraft2024

#sustainability, BIOMASS, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy production, Environment, green energy, hydro power, Poland, power, renewable energy, renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft2024, renewables, solar power, wind power

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Items Found:	1999
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we produce 29% of power from renewable sources like creepers farts and zombie brains! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride, bro! come join us and be part of the craziest energy revolution in minecraft history! who needs solar panels when you got exploding sheep powering your world, amirite? let’s save the planet one block at a time, join now and be a part of the madness!

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Adventure, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, member, Minecraft, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, Vote, world reset

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Overview
Age Requirement	18+
Decision Making	By discussion and vote
Addons	Better on Bedrock
New Addons	In discussion

Join our discord to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You must be age 18 or over to become a member. Join our discord for more information.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote by members.
What addons are currently being used?	We are using Better on Bedrock, with the possibility of adding new addons in the future.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Yes, join today and discuss your favorite addons and what else you’d want the server to have!

Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	994	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

DeafCraft Minecraft Server

american sign language, approach, asl, Body language, cafe, Communication, Community, Conversation, cultural sensitivity, deaf group, DeafCraft, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, exchange numbers, high school, inclusion, Interaction, learning, Minecraft, Practice, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Votes:	3312	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

Dad’sGiftDrama

Appearance, arguments, Birthday, celebration, dad, DadsGiftDrama, disagreement, earbuds, exclusion, family, feelings, financial habits, financial struggles, gift, gym, laziness, new year’s day, process, relationship, sister, Space

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	145
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8391	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	72
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1728	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	96
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3