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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3234 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
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