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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6321 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Emeralds Found: | 345 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
