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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 713 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
