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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6633 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
