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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7864 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5586 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
