BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4551	Farms Harvested:	110
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	105
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Animals Bred:	133	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mines Excavated:	3900
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	197
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4341
Emeralds Found:	1696	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	80	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6383	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.