BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8934

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2483	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	110	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6420
Runes Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7611	Magic Items Found:	1292
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	178	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magic Items Found:	8371	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2385	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	9121	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	189	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).