BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	6715
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Animals Bred:	46
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ores Mined:	1566	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	3868
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Villages Defended:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	282	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	197	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7861	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Villages Defended:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.