BlockyJerkzMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	233
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	559
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ores Mined:	4732	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	760	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	350177
Crops Grown:	1474	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2371
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1889	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	252	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	1464
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!