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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2975 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, ever. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s, like, what this server is all about.
if you join this server, you’ll, like, be transported to a land of unicorns and rainbows. and, like, the best part? you can ride the unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, that’s right. there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft.
so, like, if you want to experience a world of pure madness and mayhem, then, like, join this server now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. who doesn’t love free cake, right?
