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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9856 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 575 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, ever. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s, like, what this server is all about.
if you join this server, you’ll, like, be transported to a land of unicorns and rainbows. and, like, the best part? you can ride the unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally epic.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, that’s right. there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft.
so, like, if you want to experience a world of pure madness and mayhem, then, like, join this server now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. who doesn’t love free cake, right?
