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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3667 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2164 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best secret underground treasure troves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…uh…potatoes? Yeah, let’s go with potatoes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and wacky Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! And remember, the answer to your initial question is…uh…ask your mom. Yeah, let’s go with that.