BlockyHeirloom | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1569	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Potions Brewed:	77	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Crops Grown:	8549
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

Adventure, avoiding danger, Avoiding Rape, challenge, dangerous terrain, Escape, frozen, frozen river, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hardcore, Hell, Minecraft, online gaming, perseverance, player safety, river, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Tips, video game

Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

#announcement, Allardyce, Announced, blockquotepSam, British, Coach, controversy, england, football, Football Association, football manager, hezbollah, leadership, Manager, Mayorpblockquote, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, premier league, Sam Allardyce, smp, Soccer, sports, temporary, temporary appointment, temporary leader, temporary role

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GymCrafters: AITA?

aita, Boundaries, budget-friendly, Commitment, Communication, Dedication, early bird, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, gym, GymCrafters, health, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, strength training, Support, weight loss

Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

ashamed, concealment, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Failure, Guilt, Hiding, Humiliation, Insecurities, Minecraft, mistake, past, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-blame, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteve, smp, Vulnerability

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	247556
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

2025, Achievements, Advancements, anticipation, aspirations, blocky, Challenges, dreams, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Future, goals, Hope, innovation, Milestones, MineCraft2025, new beginnings, opportunities, personal growth, positivity, progress, success, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	5964
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

bbc news, chief, Cold War tensions, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, global politics, IMMINENT, international relations, Jens Stoltenberg, Military, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Nuclear Threat, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Today, Western Allies

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Items Found:	5601
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	106

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

ayatollah, Crafty, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Iranian military, Iranian politics, Islamic Republic, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, Minecraft, nuclear deal, nuclear power, oil exports, Persian Gulf, regional power, revolutionary guard, sanctions, Server, Tehran

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crab Minecraft SMP More

Buttery, claws, crab, cravings, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dinner, feast, foodie, Fresh, garlic, indulgence, LEMON, lunch, Minecraft, Ocean, Savory, seafood, shellfish, smp, succulent, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ManChildMinecraftServer

cousin rivalry, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family drama aftermath, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Family Values, man child, ManChildMinecraftServer, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyMILShutUpLOL

Bonding, Boundaries, Communication Issues, CraftyMILShutUpLOL, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forced interaction, grief therapy, Grieving Process, half-brother, indifferent, MIL interference, parenting challenges, Resentment, sibling relationship, stepfamily, stepson, unwanted advice, unwanted opinions

Looking for a Minecraft server that will bring your family closer together? Look no further! Our server is designed to help siblings bond in the most epic way possible. Join now and watch as your stepson and son embark on a journey of friendship and adventure like never before!

Our server features special quests and challenges specifically designed to encourage sibling interaction. From building epic fortresses together to battling fearsome monsters side by side, your stepson and son will become the ultimate dynamic duo in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers virtual family therapy sessions to help mend any lingering misunderstandings and foster a stronger bond between siblings. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the heartwarming tale of two brothers coming together in the most unexpected of ways. Trust us, it’s a story you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GiftedGriefer in Minecraft SMP

bizarre gifts, curious gifts, eccentric gifts, extraordinary gifts, funny gifts, GiftedGriefer, Minecraft, odd gifts, offbeat gifts, one of a kind gifts, outlandish gifts, peculiar gifts, quirky presents, remarkable gifts, smp, strange gift, strange presents, Surprising gifts, unconventional gifts, unique gifts, unusual items, unusual presents, weird gifts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gift you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because our server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us and receive a virtual pet llama that poops diamonds every time you feed it! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken with magical powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who knows what other bizarre gifts and challenges await you in this crazy world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyZenLand

calmness, Contentment, CraftyZenLand, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, joy, meditation, mental clarity, mindfulness, Nature, peaceful surroundings, positive affirmations, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, soothing music, stress relief, Tranquility

Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

Armed Forces, CraftyWars, declaration of war, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, global security, international relations, iran, Iranian Assault, Israeli, Israeli leaders, Middle East conflict, military conflict, military response, military strike, national defense, nuclear program, political tensions, regional stability, security threat, strategic response

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4