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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Towns Built:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	5389	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	867032
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ores Mined:	818	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	743
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	1482
Votes:	4135	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9771
Star Shards Collected:	258	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	New Chunks Explored:	457079
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	1197
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Animals Bred:	10