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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2480 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1516 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
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