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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7724 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
