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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5058 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 342 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 140 |
first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.
and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.
so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.