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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2709 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 703 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).
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