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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5350 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 1835 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
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