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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4394 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.
So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.