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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8881 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
On our server, we believe in freedom of choice, just like how you should have the right to choose whether or not to get circumcised as an adult. We don’t believe in forcing anyone to do anything they’re not comfortable with, whether it’s chopping down trees or, you know, other things.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and guarded by a giant chicken. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party? Trust us, you won’t find a more unique and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of consent along the way.
