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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7248 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!