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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6595 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Votes: | 9722 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!