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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5206 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!