BlockyChildhoodTrauma | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7288
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	165
Epic Quests Completed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Votes:	1278
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchantments Applied:	214	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	81
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Votes:	4205
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Emeralds Found:	7649	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!