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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6014 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
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