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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4043 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
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We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!
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