BlockyButtCureNoSurg | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	4914	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	105	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.