BlockyButtCureNoSurg | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	64
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	4884
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Towns Built:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6691	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7902
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Farms Harvested:	177

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6562	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Divine Spears Created:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crops Grown:	9797	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ores Mined:	3529
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	214
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	108
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.