BlockyButtCureNoSurg | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	1040
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	74
Dragon Eggs Found:	6967	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	3499
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Emeralds Found:	2235	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dimension Hops:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4649	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	5727	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!