BlockyButtCureNoSurg | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Items Found:	2504	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	2680
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	2912

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	582
Divine Spears Created:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	235	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	61781	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.