BlockyButtCureNoSurg | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3810	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Votes:	7195	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3170
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Star Shards Collected:	151
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	1524	Dragon Eggs Found:	1349
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	613842
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Animals Bred:	79	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	140
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	8986
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16