So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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