BlockyBud Minecraft Server

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hey u, ya u, wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’s like a cannabis clinic for gamers? we got patients flocking to our server like zombies to brains. why? cuz our server is the ultimate escape from reality, man. we got virtual weed fields, pixelated bongs, and even a secret underground dungeon where u can battle it out with other players for the ultimate high score. so come on, join us and get ready to blaze it up in the world of minecraft like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	942122	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KinkyCuriousMC SMP

alternative lifestyles, BDSM, bondage, Curiosity, desire, discipline, DOMINANCE, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, fetishism, Interest, kink, KinkyCuriousMC, power dynamics, role-play, sadomasochism, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a little spice in your blocky life? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to explore all your kinks and fantasies!

Join our server and dive into a world where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Knock yourself out! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the riches that await you? Or will you chicken out and stick to building dirt houses like a noob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams come to life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyQuest: Die for Diamonds!

Beliefs, BlockyQuest, Commitment, Country, courage, diamonds, Die, FAITH, family, freedom, Honor, ideals, Integrity, Justice, Legacy, love, loyalty, Passion, Principles, purpose, sacrifice, VALUES, worth dying for

Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join our server and embark on a quest so epic, you’ll forget about real life responsibilities!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of evil chickens attack you. But fear not, for our server has a secret weapon – a squad of ninja pigs ready to defend you at all costs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where you can feast on unlimited bacon and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover what’s truly worth dying for – because let’s face it, who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ButterflyCraft Minecraft Server

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butterflies r like the coolest dudes in da bug world, but sumhow they r disappearing in da UK. it’s like a butterfly emergency up in here! come join our minecraft server and help save da butterflies by building them a giant flower garden to chill in. we need all da help we can get to protect these majestic creatures before they disappear forever. plus, if u join now u get a free butterfly pet to fly around with u in da game. let’s save da butterflies together, cuz who knows what kinda crazy chaos will happen if they all go extinct. butterflies unite! 🦋🌸 #SaveTheButterflies

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	263
Potions Brewed:	180	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem

authoritarian regime, Democracy, Dictatorship, disputed election, electoral fraud, forced signing, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro victory, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political coercion, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, south america, Venezuela, Venezuelan politics

so, u kno this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this madness. first off, we got llamas that can do backflips and shoot lasers out their eyes. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold apples. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit that even the Venezuela opposition leader had to come play. he was all like “yo, i gotta sign this letter accepting maduro’s victory so i can keep playing on this sick minecraft server.” true story, bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, where else can u find llamas that shoot lasers out their eyes?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Car Dealership

Automotive Industry, CAR, car dealerships, car depreciation, car industry, car maintenance, car market, car market predictions, car ownership, car software, car subscriptions, car technology, car technology advancements, car trends, dealer-provided maintenance, dealership, future of cars, High tech cars, PIXEL, software updates, subscription services, Technology, used car market

yo, u ever wanted to ride in a car in minecraft that needs software updates and subscription services? well, this server got u covered, fam! imagine driving around in a high tech car that needs special dealer-provided maintenance like it’s real life or somethin’. who needs regular old boring cars in minecraft when u can have one that’s gonna tank the used car market in 20-30 years? join now for the most futuristic ride of ur life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ores Mined:	9015	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ABN

Bulgarian New Fun Game Server Best Cool Community Multiplayer Adventure Creative Survival PVP Economy Minigames Roleplay Custom Plugins Events Friendly, Survival

Abn is new Bulgarian server with game and fun purpose is to make new Bulgarian server with the best thing we can and add more thing are cool and now

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TardisBlueBox

Architects, Chefs, DETECTIVES, Economy System, endless possibilities, gaming experience, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, new friends, OneBlock, PvP, rare items, Roleplay, Shops, Skills, society ranks, Special abilities, Survival, TardisBlueBox, Time Crystals, virtual stocks, virtual world

Once upon a time, in the vast world of Minecraft, there existed a server like no other – the Tardis Minecraft server. This server was unique in that it offered a wide range of jobs and an intricate economy system that allowed players to earn in-game currency and climb the ranks of society.

One of the most innovative features of the Tardis Minecraft server was its approach to jobs. Instead of the typical mining or farming jobs found on other servers, Tardis offered a variety of creative and unique professions for players to choose from. Players could become architects and build towering skyscrapers, chefs and create delicious meals for other players, or even detectives and solve mysteries throughout the virtual world.

The economy on the Tardis server was equally as impressive. Players could buy and sell goods, invest in virtual stocks, and even open their own shops to sell their creations to other players. The currency on the server was called Time Crystals, which could be used to purchase rare items or unlock special abilities.

With the combination of innovative job options and a robust economy system, the Tardis Minecraft server quickly became a popular destination for players looking for a unique and engaging gaming experience. Players from all over the world flocked to the server to test their skills, make new friends, and immerse themselves in a virtual world full of endless possibilities.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	5805
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	1898
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Magic Items Found:	3812
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP

Character development, Cultural differences, Gaming, GTA, Holo, holoEN, holoGamer, HoloGTA, holoGTA RP, holojp, hololive, holoTV, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Japanese RP, Minecraft, Online Community, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, rp, smp, virtual reality, virtual world, western RP

Are you tired of boring old RP servers where no one actually roleplays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest place to be! We’ve got players pretending to be llamas, building giant statues of themselves, and even hosting dance parties with creepers. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs holoGTA when you can have holoMinecraft? Come join the madness today!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FlexCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only flex is having a full set of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet creeper that can do the Macarena on command! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to show off your wildest creations. Who needs diamonds when you can have a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	685850	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Star Shards Collected:	223
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	422

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NATO Defense Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict Resolution, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Estonia, european security, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, preemptively strike, readiness, russia, Server, Signals

haha ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between Estonia and Russia. like, Estonia is all like “we gonna strike first to defend NATO” and Russia is like “oh no u didn’t”. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join this server to see who will come out on top, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, there’s like secret weapons and power-ups and all that jazz. so come join the fun and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior in this insane war zone. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

antisemitism, archaeology, Belarus, discovery, eastern europe, Genocide, History, Holocaust, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Mass Grave, MatzahCraft, memorial, Remembrance, Tragedy, Uncovered, unearthed, War Crimes, world war II

join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Stroller TV Time Land

cartoons, Childhood, digital age, digital devices, Entertainment, Kids, Land, mobile phones, modern parenting, parenting, parenting dilemmas, parents, screen addiction, screen time, screen time management, Smartphone, stroller, stroller accessories, Technology, technology impact, technology parenting, Time, TV

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.