Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 2896 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a soap opera with all the back-and-forth drama. Just like how your ex wanted you to divide the lottery winnings by the number of kids they have, we’ll divide our in-game loot by the number of players – but don’t worry, you’ll get your fair share!
And just like how you had to sacrifice a lot to make sure your kids had a stable home, you’ll have to sacrifice some sleep to stay up late playing on our server. But trust us, it’ll be worth it for all the fun and excitement you’ll experience.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only child support you’ll need is the support of your fellow players as you navigate through all the crazy situations that come your way. Who knew gaming could be so entertaining and unpredictable?
