/BlockyBros – Minecraft SMP

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, arknights, Babel, BlockyBros, cement, Corroserum, hoederer, ines, Minecraft, paprika, Pinecone, Qiubai, Skadi, smp, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, Whisperain

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us on this server where every day is someone’s birthday, and we celebrate by building giant cake statues in their honor. Plus, we have special events like the “Guard Thorns vs. Guard Irene Dance-off” and the “Medic Whisperain’s Healing Spa Day.”

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming content includes a quest to find the legendary 6* Guard Odda in the mystical land of Babel, where you’ll have to battle fierce creatures like the Cement Golems and the Pinecone Pixies.

And don’t even get us started on the epic storyline of EP14: Absolved Will Be The Seekers, where you’ll team up with the new Amiya Alt to defeat the evil Supporter Civilight Eterna and save the world from certain doom.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8671	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6082	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Potions Brewed:	77
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3537
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Dragons Tamed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	6119	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	4995
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!