BlockyBreakups | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	909
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

abyss, adaptation, below life, Darkness, deep sea creatures, Deep Sea Discovery, deep sea exploration, Existence, hidden world, Life, Life below life, Marine Biology, marine life, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, Oasis, ocean depths, oceanography, Server, Subterranean, Survival, underwater world, unknown species

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Wrestling Legends Minecraft SMP

aew, best spots, History, iconic moments, Legends, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, top moments, wrestling, wrestling championships, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling superstars, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

agarwood, amouage attar oud ulya, Argument, Birthday, Bracelet, branded handbag, culture, Fragrance, FragrantCraft, gift, high end, Meaningful, Minecraft, oud, perfume, Preferences, sentimental gift, Server, Special, strong scent, thoughtful, unique gift, Upset

Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	168	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

aita, caring for health, childhood incident, choosing spouse, DadCraft, disability application, Divorce, Doctor, family, Father, fear, Find, follow, Guns, health issues, home, Legal, living situation, Marriage, non-negotiable, Property, REGISTERED, rules, safety precautions, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mines Excavated:	4355
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	3006	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3528	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9521	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7014	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1