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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2830 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. like, we have so many epic things happening, you won’t believe it.
first of all, we got, like, flying pigs everywhere. you can ride them into battle against, like, evil zombies and stuff. it’s wild, man.
and, like, our community is so lit, you won’t even know what hit you. we have, like, secret underground parties with, like, diamond armor dress codes and everything.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, massive and super friendly. you can even ride them into battle if you’re feeling brave enough.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
