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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 779 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 90746 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3088 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.