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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2490 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 3489 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles! Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens who tell the best knock-knock jokes in town!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!